--- ARTISANAL POTATO OS v1.0 (DEV) (Sml/VL) ---

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     |  O   |     |
     |      |  O  |
     \   '--'    /
      '-------'
            
"I'm not a bug, I'm an organic 
 feature of this infrastructure."

Environment: confidental
Service:     you guess
Status:      HEALTHY (PROBABLY)